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    A Scotsman who has a keen appreciation of the strong characteristics of his countrymen delights in the story of a druggist known both for his thrift and his philosophy.

    Once he was aroused from a deep sleep by the ringing of his night bell. He went down to his little shop and sold a dose of rather nauseous medicine to a distressed customer.

    "What profit do you make out of that?" grumbled his wife.

    "A ha'penny," was the cheerful answer.

    "And for that bit of money you'll lie awake maybe an hour," she said impatiently.

    "Never grumble o'er that, woman," was his placid answer. "The dose will keep him awake all night. We must thank heaven we ha' the profit and none o' the pain o' this transaction."



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