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    "Tommy," said his mother reprovingly, "what did I say I'd do to you if I ever caught you stealing jam again?"

    Tommy thoughtfully scratched his head with his sticky fingers.

    "Why, that's funny, ma, that you should forget it, too. Hanged if I can remember." Smith is a young New York lawyer, clever in many ways, but very forgetful. He was recently sent to St. Louis to interview an important client in regard to a case then pending in the Missouri courts. Later the head of his firm received this telegram from St. Louis:

    "Have forgotten name of client. Please wire at once."

    This was the reply sent from New York:

    "Client's name Jenkins. Your name Smith."



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